Written on the board by my psychotic, but very great teacher Mr Krisak in Writer's Craft: [The grade 9 class is starting to read Dante's Inferno]

Go directly to hell
Do not pass the caf
Do not pass Stobies
Go straight to hell, and take your fat friend with you!

LMAO. Krisak is the best.

This is the same guy that shouts "Another month.. SHOT TO PIECES!" at the end of each month and makes you think you accomplished absolutely nothing of importance in the last 30 days.

Insane, but amazing. Definitely one of the most memorable teachers at Central.

(At least he doesn't throw tempertantrums and storm out of classrooms like my English teacher lol)